Spring Awakening and Harry Potter have much in common to begin with: rebellious teens, school uniforms, knee socks. If you’re especially familiar with the lyrics, you might even recall the line “You just can’t call your soul your own”. Now of course, when I, Potter fan that I am, heard that line, a song had to be written. Here it is.

If you care to sing along:

There’s a moment you know
You’re a Horcrux
And you know you’ve got
To self-destruct
No more days for you
You’re feeling sore
Cause you share you soul
With Voldemort

A Horcrux
You’re a Parselmouth
Can talk to snakes, that evil skill
A Horcrux
You can read his mind
And you know he wants to kill

A Horcrux alright
Out of luck alright
Cause you’ll have to make a sacrifice
You’re a Horcrux
And it really sucks
You can’t even say goodbye

Disappeared down a well
The Pe-e-ensieve
Heard that Dumbledore
Was acting to deceive
Harry’s got to die
It’s sort of sad
But the bright side is
Snape is not that bad!

A Horcrux alright
Out of luck all right
Cause you’ll have to make a sacrifice
You’re a Horcrux
And it really sucks
You can’t even say goodbye

A Horcrux alright
Yeah you’re stuck alright
Cause you’ll have to make a sacrifice
You’re a Horcrux
And it really sucks
You can’t even say goodbye
A VA DA KE DA VE RA A VA DA KE DA VRA
A VA DA KE DA VE RA A VA DA KE DA VRA
A VA DA KE DA VE RA A VA DA KE DA VRA
A VA DA KE DA VE RA A VA DA KE DA VRA
You’re a Horcrux!

P.S. See part 1 of my Deathly Hallows songs: “Sweet as Snape”