I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Blogwarts: Get Your Letter, Live Your Dream, Hogwarts on the Internet.
Yes that’s right. You are all invited to the Heroine Training version of Hogwarts, where you learn to live your dreams like the heroine of our own storybook.
Classes commence on 1 September, of course. And guess what? I bet you’ve already done the reading. Blogwarts is about putting those hours of pouring over your Harry Potter textbooks to practical, personal use. Join me [and last year’s super-inspiring alums – yes, you get lifetime access] in a House-inspired curriculum:
- Dare to Dream like a Gryffindor
- Ready Your Mind like a Ravenclaw
- Find your Quest like a Hufflepuff
- Live your Legacy like a Slytherin
The Internet is a Room of Requirement of delights – but where do you even begin your search for what you need? Well at Blogwarts, help will always be given to those who ask for it. Just pop your question in the secret common room we share on Facebook, and I – Professor Xandra-dore – or one of our lovely four heads of House will be right on it.
So what are you waiting for?